Mourning Highlights

Checkitout, I woke up a little late this morn apres hitting the aforementioned 1stave last night for a pretty kicking shins and brunettes(not sure where they were going or where they were last night, but hey) show last night. Anyway I got to catch part of Regis and Kelly's opening discussion wherein Kelly was recounting her trip to the ballgame and she discussed the dynamics of squatting. Apparenty the girls make quite a mess in the privy as a result of the squatting and Kelly was complaining that at public places she had no choice, but to mop up others' refuse or the subsequent patrons who saw her exiting such mess would suppose that she was the slob that caused it and would call her a "bitch"(she said bitch at like 9:15am on brodcast televison). Amusing, the thought of a celebrity whiping up a pool of piss to avoid criticism.

Lates,
Erasmus